Once upon a time where was an averagely attractive princess who fell in love with a handsome prince who loved her too. They married one another and as they built lives together, faced a ugly dragon named Unemployment with disgusting green scales of low income, a firey breath of frustration, and sharp teeth of self doubt. However, they conquered the dragon, slaying it with the sword of hiring. They found a wonderful castle, moved in, and set up to live happily every after. However they did not know that the dragon of unemployment had left behind a repulsive clammy white egg deep within the cave of uncertainty. A year and a half later, an evil witch named Ohio seduced the prince into the cave of uncertainty by lying and saying it was the Cavern of Stability. After the prince was in the cave, Ohio nursed the egg into hatching and a new baby dragon named Restructuring was born. It had the same green scales, the same firey breath, and the same sharp teeth as its mother. However, the prince got wind of Ohio's plan to destroy him and the princess while the dragon was still young and weak, and if the prince and princess could yield the Axe of New Job against it before it reached maturity, then perhaps they could avoid its nasty grips and continue with their happily ever after.
Wish us luck.
1 comment:
you would. nicely done. and to reiterate our convo last night GOOD LUCK
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